Compulsory Marriage Episode 3

Me: same thing as how?
Mary: what do u mean by God completed
everything in me………
Me: Yes now…..You aint too tall or
short…….every part of ur body is perfect…including ******** Sorry am not
suppose to mention that
Mary: Including what? You are free
now…anything you say, it won’t be the first
time i will be hearing it and it won’t be the
last time……so u better pour out all you have on ur mind before it starts causing
headache for you.
Me: lolzzz……..that kind one dey cause
headache…
Mary: Yes of course
Me: well some things are better left unsaid sha cos u don’t know what you will say that
you won’t be able to say another one again
Mary: lolzzz……datz very funny…have u
ever said one before that landed you in
trouble
Me: yes now but it was my friend

Mary: ehn ehn…..what happened to him
Me: He saw a lady at a party we went to last
a week and was complimenting her without
knowing that the lady was a fiancée of a
Colonel…the lady was enjoying my guy too
and dey were rocking each other before the young colonel came and my guy thought it
was just an ordinary guy..it took maturity before
we were able to settle it….
Mary: Lolzz….hope it didn’t lead to trouble
sha
Me: Almost..so, i don’t want to be in that same mess today as i don’t know
uhmmm…uhmmmm….before someone will
park me now and nobody to rescue me
Mary: lolzzz….you are not serious…thank
God, we are just the only one in the car, and u
know where u met me from

Me: that swat has been keeping me going to
continue this conversation or else, i wouldn’t
even say anything till we depart
Mary: but the truth is, you men are the same
thing once you see something in skirt or
trouser, u won’t even bother to ask for the owner before taking it……..
Me: thank God u said Men….well am not a
men sha
Mary: Then wat are you
Me: Am snakie…………………….
Mary: Are you not a man……?

Me: Not yet…am a guy (snakie) and not
Man… thats why am different from every other
person…..
Mary: datz a lie jhoor………
Me: but sincerely..all of us are thieves but
its only who is caught that is the real thief

Mary: thank God u admit that…….that is what
some guys will never admit to

This is not a true life story, its just a fiction, for your reading pleasure

Me: That’s why i said am different from other
guys….i will never lie to any lady because i
want to get in between her legs……like if as
am meeting u for the first time now, if am asking u out, it’s probably impossible for me
not to have who am dating….so, why should
i lie? But some ladies are idiots..a guy will
approach you and tell you he doesn’t have a
girlfriend and you will just admit
Mary: not all girls though…. Me: so, you are claiming you are also
different
Mary: yes now…..
Me: ohk ooo….My philosophy is that, if am
meeting a lady like you for the first time, i
don’t expect u to tell me you don’t have who u are dating……….it may either be you are
not serious with the guy or u just broke up but
to tell me u don’t have anyone is a no-no for
me at all

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